In 2019
After 14 years on the blog, it has been reduced to the repository for these
Predictions for 2019:
1. The newly Democrat controlled House writes a budget including $5 billion of "manufacturing evidence for impeachment trials."
2. Marvel Studios discover lower ticket sales and online viewership because 15% of their audience just watched to see Stan Lee cameos.
3. As negotiations over the Federal budget break down over the effectiveness of a border wall, President Trump suggests a moat along the wall patrolled by sharks with "frickin' lasers" attached to them.
4. ABC retools low rated "The Conners" by killing off regular cast members during sweeps periods. Then they try to bring back "Last Man Standing" only to discover it was rebooted by Fox.
5. While the "In My Feelings" dance craze of jumping in and out of cars was dangerous, the new "By My Selfie" trend of going out alone to remote locations and taking pictures from cliffs takes it to a higher level.
6. Marvel Studios faces another crisis as half the cast of "Avengers: Infinity War" accuses the other half of sexually harassing them. The sequel is quickly rewritten to keep half the characters dead. James Gunn is not asked to direct.
7. Go Fund Me tries to crack down on fake charities and political campaigns on their site. They go out of business as most legitimate funding campaigns are on Kickstarter anyway.
8. Skeptics of the border fence are proven wrong when a "By My Selfie" challenger is impaled while dancing on the sharp spikes of the fence. The body was discovered before the sharks were installed.
9. Eighty-two Democrats announce their candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. The DNC gives up on debates and uses a cage match to determine who moves on. Joe Biden does surprisingly well.
10. Democrats are embarrassed when a line in the 2019 FY budget contains funding for "Pelosi's coronation."
Predictions for 2019:
1. The newly Democrat controlled House writes a budget including $5 billion of "manufacturing evidence for impeachment trials."
2. Marvel Studios discover lower ticket sales and online viewership because 15% of their audience just watched to see Stan Lee cameos.
3. As negotiations over the Federal budget break down over the effectiveness of a border wall, President Trump suggests a moat along the wall patrolled by sharks with "frickin' lasers" attached to them.
4. ABC retools low rated "The Conners" by killing off regular cast members during sweeps periods. Then they try to bring back "Last Man Standing" only to discover it was rebooted by Fox.
5. While the "In My Feelings" dance craze of jumping in and out of cars was dangerous, the new "By My Selfie" trend of going out alone to remote locations and taking pictures from cliffs takes it to a higher level.
6. Marvel Studios faces another crisis as half the cast of "Avengers: Infinity War" accuses the other half of sexually harassing them. The sequel is quickly rewritten to keep half the characters dead. James Gunn is not asked to direct.
7. Go Fund Me tries to crack down on fake charities and political campaigns on their site. They go out of business as most legitimate funding campaigns are on Kickstarter anyway.
8. Skeptics of the border fence are proven wrong when a "By My Selfie" challenger is impaled while dancing on the sharp spikes of the fence. The body was discovered before the sharks were installed.
9. Eighty-two Democrats announce their candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. The DNC gives up on debates and uses a cage match to determine who moves on. Joe Biden does surprisingly well.
10. Democrats are embarrassed when a line in the 2019 FY budget contains funding for "Pelosi's coronation."
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